November 25 2012, 3pm
this has to be my favorite sprite of karkat because he just looks like hes skipping angrily and its so ridiculous
MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN SKIPPING FAST ASSHOLES PASS AND I’M SO FUCKING DONE
JESUS CHRIST
I have cool friends…
(Source: equicide)
September 8 2012, 11pm
After the password is released
- Scientist: mr president theres a meteor coming sir.
- Obama: oh yeah, how big is it?
- Scientist: its the size of texas sir
- Obama: OH SHIT. how big is it?
- Scientist: its the size of new york city sir
- Obama: OH SHIT
- Scientist: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick
- Obama: OH SNAP
- Scientist: sir are you familiar with jupiter
- Obama: you mean like the planet?
- Scientist: yeah. well its that big sir
- Obama: hmm that sounds pretty big
- Obama: i have a question
- Obama: is it jupiter?
- Scitentist: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter
- Obama: OH SHIT






